Sunday, September 14, 2014

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

(Source: twirpy)

  • world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.
fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

fortsam:

When he didn’t drink the pineapple juice..

(Source: cockbarf)

hayleyandtheholytrinity:

housewifeswag:

I need 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds.

Whenever I feel sad I just remember that this is a thing that happened

(Source: epic-vines)

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(Source: rum-chaser)

(Source: presstilton)

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

aviciibylevels:


amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

(Source: culinaryconcoctionsbypeabody.com)

veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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(Source: fleurilia)

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS